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HELLION FOR HIRE #3: A TALE OF TWO CITIES - 2
by Billy Tucci

Last week's column focused on the sleepy town of Bayport, (it's actually a "Hamlet" whatever the hell that means), birthplace of iron-man inker Mark McKenna (who's got over 6500 inked pages under his belt) and home/workplace to yours truly.

Today, we're heading off to the opposite end of the spectrum -- the Big Apple and the new Marvel offices, where I'll be meeting with Heroes for Hire editor, Mark Paniccia, Assistant Ed , Nate Cosby, and writer, Jimmy Palmiotti. It's a beautiful day, 80 degrees and sunny, so by George, I'm taking the motorcycle. I reset the bike's tripometer gauge to check the distance, don a leather jacket, sunglasses, earplugs, and helmet.

The Long Island Expressway is the quickest way in but, unlike the parkways, the ride really sucks. No trees or twisty turns to lean into and out of, just a straight monotony of concrete and the constant facial beating from the millions of sand grains blasting from what seems like an endless stream of construction trucks.

One hour later the stainless steel and concrete spire of the Empire State building majestically rises from the once-glorious Manhattan skyline. As with every trip I take into the city, I cannot take my eyes off the cavernous whole of Downtown where the World Trade Center once stood and I wish they'd just build those damn towers again they way they stood.

I lived in Manhattan for four years, and another six in Queens, so navigating my way through the gauntlet of fumes and horns is a piece of cake. I have to say that one of my favorite things is riding through the city streets on a motorcycle. But throwing caution to the wind is very tempting. I've been guilty of darting in and out of traffic with abandon and even taking the occasional sidewalk, but that stunt almost killed the legendary (and ancient) Carol Channing..but that's a story probably best left for another time.

Regardless, I make it to 417 5th Avenue in one piece and park. Damn it's hot and what a relief to remove the jacket and helmet. I keep on the shades and earplugs though as a 20 something wanker-bum is yelling to me while peeing on the building. I wonder, "Does this guy look familiar? Is he a disgruntled former Marvel employee, or just a very enthusiastic DC fan?"

The tripometer reads exactly 55.0 miles from my house to Marvel, but as you can imagine, what a difference an hour makes. DC fans pissing on the Marvel building, stressed out yuppies on their way to a meeting with the Bobs (the obligatory Office Space reference) and tons of women wearing short wispy skirts and high heels - boy oh boy, do I love this city!

Okay where was I - yes. I've got a meeting of my own, thank you very much. After checking and rechecking to make sure I locked up the bike, I head up to the 11th floor reception area for my meeting. Before entering, though, I look up for a moment, as the above sign reads, "No parking"

Feh!

Now what's weird is that I'm nervous as that proverbial knot my stomach returns. I sure don't know why, since I've been friends with many of these people for more than a decade. But the receptionist has no idea who I am and looks at me the same way the one did all those years ago when I was trying break into the industry. Last week I wrote of William, my three-year-old studio intruder, but unlike him, this Crusader feels some reservations about being here.

The knot is somewhat lifted by a cheerful hello from Marvel Editor-in-Chief, Joe Quesada, followed the arrival by Mark and Nate's very cordial intern, Courtney Antonioli. Courtney takes me downstairs one floor to the creative brain center of the House of Ideas.

Marvel is a fanboy's dream - and clean! Toys, posters, artwork and computers cast a colorful cocoon around this quietly controlled chaos of editors, bull-penners and executives busily darting to and fro, all the while finding a moment for a smile and handshake to this Indy invader. The knot is gone.

After taking a few unauthorized detours to look at all this really cool stuff, the very patient Courtney eventually brings me into Mark and Nate's office. I've met Mark twice before and even though we talk and email often, it's a first time I'm face to face with the affable Nate Cosby. Samurai-like, the man shuffles from his notes, to computer screen, to the piles of beautiful Daughters of the Dragon artwork and back. "Busy huh?" I brilliantly inquire. We then glance over some of the colored pages to HFH and, aside from a few minor changes, they sure look great to me! I think this book is going to be big and the brass seems to be pleased as well. Regardless, I'm not sure the total amount of books that fall under Mark's editorial shield but it must be at least 20 per month. On top of this workload, he too is the father of a newborn baby. I better be good to him and Nate. They work too damn hard for me not to.

Jimmy shows up a few minutes later and we pull Mark and Nate out for lunch. The elevator stops on the 9th floor and there we see the offices for (get this…) Atari! - How cool is this? I guess I live under a rock because I didn't even know they were still in business!

Anyway, we all end up at some chic' yuppie and fashionista-filled establishment posing as a diner. Eventually seated by some chap who looks like the prissy maitre de' from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, (that's a lie, it's a chick and she's pretty hot) I apologize to Mark for being slow with the pages, but promise the book will be done in a few weeks. Jimmy asks me which issue I'm talking about and leaves me momentarily flabbergasted. Everyone then laughs, for we all know he's been dong this crap to me since 1994. The boys give me a quick tutorial on how a major publisher produces books. With Crusade, I'd be doing cartwheels if I finished penciling a book two months before it's supposed to ship, but with a fine oiled machine like Marvel, it's par for the course. So the knot returns briefly, but subsides when it's decided that Jimmy will handle the breakdowns for issue two so I can jump right on it upon finishing number one.

Since I haven't read the script to Heroes For Hire #3 yet, I asked about the outcome and, after a quick rundown, am really, really psyched as to just how important HFH is to Civil War. We also discuss future HFH issues (I'm contracted for 5 so far) while I keep on pushing more and more for Tarantula and Black Cat. This of course has nothing to do with the fact that I want to draw them, but that I'm sure readers want more of these ebony-clad lasses.

Long after the food is gone, we continue our meeting and the more I hear, the more excited I am to be a part of the HFH team. When all is said and done, Jimmy and Mark head out for a cup of coffee and Nate escorts me back for more hellos and some photos. I interrupt Marvel Publisher, Dan Buckley, in the middle of major meeting with staffer, Jeff Furletti, and managing editor, David Bogart, but they still find time to talk up HFH and inquire about my wife's health.

I eventually seek out the posh office of Ultimates editor, Ralph Macchio. Like the man's appearance, his office is impeccable. We're both surprised that it's been almost 10 years since the Daredevil/Shi crossover and laugh at what a great time it was to produce it. We plan lunch in the near future, as it would be nice to work together again.

I then pop on over to Joe Q busily working away on his computer. For such an important industry position, Joe's office is very lo-key, and tranquil. Posters and original artwork adorn the walls, while statues and family photos line his tidy desk. The thing that struck me most, however, is that he's got an art table in there. Imagine that, the editor-in-chief of comics' number one publisher is still, at heart, an artist - and a damn good one at that! No wonder they're doing so well over there.

It's getting late and I must be heading back out to the island and my pages. We all exchange goodbyes, but something on Mark's desk catches my eye. It is a letter. A letter that (to me at least) truly sums up the reason (like or hate the industry at any given time) we all love comic books in general.

The letter is addressed not to Mark Paniccia or Ralph Macchio or even Stan Lee; it's address to "Spiderman." Written by seven-year-old Blake Newton of Louisville, KY it says more than any professional commentary or analysis ever could. A heartfelt hello from someone that still believes in heroes and inadvertently inspires others to do so as well. I know it has inspired me and would I love to meet his parents one day just to say thanks.

I take the parkway home and instead of stinging sand and pebbles, feel the cool ocean breeze upon my face. Cruising along the south shore of Long Island, I keep thinking about my trip to Marvel, this wonderful opportunity, and Blake Newton's . . . and that the $65.00 parking ticket was worth it the trip. At least till my wife Deborah finds out!

Back to the drawing board and Tally Ho! Billy

See you next week!

About Billy Tucci and Crusade Fine Arts, Ltd.

Billy Tucci is the award-winning creator, writer and publisher of the graphic series Shi. Lion Eyes Entertainment has recently optioned Shi for a major motion picture with actress Zhang Ziyi is attached to star. An award winning filmmaker in his own right, he's currently writing the screenplay with Kevin Bernhardt. June 2006 will see the debut of a new Shi Convention sketchbook and the 576 page "Definitive Shi" while Billy makes his penciling debut for Marvel with August's "Heroes For Hire" (written by Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti). He's also the creator and writer of Narwain Publishing's "Zombie-sama!" and invites you all to join his message forum on www.williamtucci.com

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