Single sentence Marvel story pitches.

by **hyperactivator** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:58 pm

Alright you geeks its time to test your creative metal. A few My Cup O' Joe's ago Quesada stated that if your Marvel story idea couldn't be summed up in a single sentence it wouldn't be worth listining to.

So lets do it.

One sentence. One story. :idea:

The Exiles must play matchmaker to get Reed and Sue together but half of them are routing for Namor!

The Vision hunts for Ghost Rider to figure out if he has a soul or not.

Arron Stack recruits the worlds greatests assasins to help him prevent robot assasins like him from going into mass production.

A plot device causes Spider-Man and Spider-Woman's powers to switch leaving Spidey a woman magnet.

by **Tony Snark** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:18 pm

stingray joins the atlantis police force and now must solve underwater crimes

stingray joins wifebeater pym's mighty avengers after namor is tasked with killing the scarlet witch (not knowing it's actually loki)

thor and the thing fight a rainstorm of killer bullfrogs

by **Snowspinner** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:26 pm

Doctor Doom decides to humiliate Reed by solving the problems of the world that Reed has ignored in favor of Big Wacky Machines.

Tony Stark loses control to fundamental patents for the original Iron Man armor, leading to anyone with a hundred grand to be able to buy a suit.

Matt Murdock becomes Attorney General of New York.

by **Enzacalypse** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:18 am

Mary Jane has been a dirty porn star the past couple of months to help pay the rent and need's help from an old friend, Peter, to remind her that love is truly real.

Wolverine walks in a bar and....

by **kyle.silk** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:57 am

Hulk (Professor Hulk) goes to General Ross for help in redeeming himself for all his past misdeeds and Thunderbolt tasks him with completing The Twelve Labours of The Incredible Hulk, but can Bruce complete these chores before the Savage Hulk persona retakes control?

HYDRA steps up their plans of world domination by mounting full scale invasions of some of the worlds most powerfull nations, so The Black Panther, Namor, Sabra, Captain Britain, Guardian, Captian America and (somewhat relctanty) Dr. Doom, join forces as The New Invaders to fight global facism.

It's high adventure in the microverse with Dr. Henry Pym, The Astonishing Ant-Man, when a swarm of Ultron-Nanites escape his lab and seed countless parallel dimensions with a host of Ultron copies.

by **edogawa** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:08 am

Norman got tired of fighting Deadpool and decide to put him in Ronin Suit and give him a spot on The Avengers.

by **redscare** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:56 am

Aunt May speed dates her way through a who's who of the Marvel U!

There was an Inhuman had a dog and Lockjaw was his name-o.

In a bizarre twist of fate an Avengers jet and an X-Man jet crashed into each other killing multiple Wolverines.

Loeb's Romulus arrives to confront Wolverine... and the world has never seen anything so bone chillingly... stupid...

White Queen takes on all three Avengers teams (use your imagination True Believer...).

by **10dollarsuck** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:30 am

Ultimate Captain America and the Bombing of Dresden. Marvels answer to Platoon

Seriously tho, I'd kill to write that story.

by **DarthBubba** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:44 am

Four kids that were forced to gain powers and fight everything from invading aliens to Sabertooth grow up and are f-ed in the head from the childhood traumas; one's an addict, one's an overachiever, one's a ho, one's simply a lost soul but they must overcome their issues to once again fight an invading force only they can defeat. . . Power Pack MAX!!!

by **swaniak** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:34 am

Terror, Inc. finds himself at odds with the New Orleans Assassin's Guild when he accepts a contract to kill Remy LeBeau.

by **Tiberius** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:47 am

HANK PYM SAVES THE DAY!

by **Ham_Gravy** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:59 am

Daredevil fights a legion of his dead ex-girlfriends led by the psychotically deranged Menacing Milla.

by **CrimsonMonkey** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:55 am

Scott Summers discovers the White Queen's secret past in an all new vomit inducing mini: Earl Frost: The pre-op White Queen!

by **IvCNuB4** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:54 pm

Tony Snark wrote:
stingray joins wifebeater pym's mighty avengers after namor is tasked with killing the scarlet witch (not knowing it's actually loki)

"beat: noun, adjective
–verb (used with object) to strike violently or forcefully and repeatedly
- to strike (a person or animal) repeatedly and injuriously"

Please state the exact issue # and panels where Hank is shown repeatedly and /or violently striking Jan.
Go ahead. We'll wait ......

by **alaska1125** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:17 pm

The greatest company crossover ever: Blackest Marvel/DC Zombie Night.

by **Funkateer** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:20 pm

DarthBubba wrote:Four kids that were forced to gain powers and fight everything from invading aliens to Sabertooth grow up and are f-ed in the head from the childhood traumas; one's an addict, one's an overachiever, one's a ho, one's simply a lost soul but they must overcome their issues to once again fight an invading force only they can defeat. . . Power Pack MAX!!!

Placed my preorder!

New new Black Panther is a white guy named Buck and tries to redeem himself because his
granddad was a member of the KKK.

Forget Black Canary & Green Arrow's wedding specials:
Danny & Misty are getting married and start a new team of Heroes for Hire.

White Queen and Magneto in the far future are married and their daughter:
The New Dark Phoenix!

Namor and Medusa fall in love, a new war is born and earth is in
great danger: Inhumans vs. Atlanteans

Nightcrawler goes to Japan for soul searching and becomes a Zen budhhist

by **Funkateer** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:23 pm

Ham_Gravy wrote:Daredevil fights a legion of his dead ex-girlfriends led by the psychotically deranged Menacing Milla.

Is Ann Nocenti going to write it?

by **durty dee** » Thu May 21, 2009 2:17 pm

Night crawler loses his faith

There are gods from a new mythology going to war with the Greek, Roman, and Norse gods of the Marvel U.

Wolverine meets all of his bastard children in the Marvel U

We're coming out the closet!

Sebastian Shaw is the new headmaster of the Xavier institute.

Wakanda is at war with Atlantis

Cyclops sucks ass.....

by **Ham_Gravy** » Thu May 21, 2009 2:20 pm

Funkateer wrote:
Ham_Gravy wrote:Daredevil fights a legion of his dead ex-girlfriends led by the psychotically deranged Menacing Milla.

Is Ann Nocenti going to write it?

God I hope so!

by **hyperactivator** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:52 pm

CrimsonMonkey wrote:Scott Summers discovers the White Queen's secret past in an all new vomit inducing mini: Earl Frost: The pre-op White Queen!

So you've heard of the Living Diamond? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Diamond

They have the same powers. They both are connected to Scott. Her name is is Emma Frost. His is Jack Winters.

Aka the White Queen and aka Jack o' Diamonds.

You be the judge.

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